A haiku inspired by Super Bowl XLIII

Your ads are so dull

And there were so damn many

Is there a game here?

I don’t get football

And ask lots of dumb questions

Like “What’s ‘first down’ mean?”

And I missed a bunch

While making Eggplant Parmesan

But I saw replays

Like the 100 yard run

And the debate about it

That went on and on

Remember the year

That the wardrobe malfunctioned?

All Jacksons wacko.

Or how about Prince

Singing ‘Purple Rain’ in rain

With a ‘do rag on

Then I missed the end

As I was upstairs packing

Heard the Steelers won

Saw a highlight reel

This morning on CNN

Reel better than real.

p.s.

Happy Groundhog day.

Another ridiculous thing I don’t understand.

Although I like the movie