If the Super Bowl is on mute, does it make a sound?
A haiku inspired by Super Bowl XLIII
Your ads are so dull
And there were so damn many
Is there a game here?
I don’t get football
And ask lots of dumb questions
Like “What’s ‘first down’ mean?”
And I missed a bunch
While making Eggplant Parmesan
But I saw replays
Like the 100 yard run
And the debate about it
That went on and on
Remember the year
That the wardrobe malfunctioned?
All Jacksons wacko.
Or how about Prince
Singing ‘Purple Rain’ in rain
With a ‘do rag on
Then I missed the end
As I was upstairs packing
Heard the Steelers won
Saw a highlight reel
This morning on CNN
Reel better than real.
p.s.
Happy Groundhog day.
Another ridiculous thing I don’t understand.
Although I like the movie
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1. If the superbowl does still make a sound after you muted it, your TV’s broke.
2. I’ve never been to an american football game, and so can’t comment on whether, if someone were to mute it from home, the sound goes off in the stadium. I should imagine it does, I mean after all if someone’s house were right next to the stadium, you wouldn’t want a game still going on when you’ve pressed mute, would you ?? DUH !!!!