Girl, yo weave is like a helmet
I've never had this done. Looks painful.
No seriously, that thing is rock hard. It’s like it’s made out of diamonds. I think it could stop a bullet.
What’s that? It saved your life TWICE?
That’s what I’m talking about…
Hair Weave Stops Bullet, Police Say
KANSAS CITY, Mo. – Police said a woman’s tightly-woven hair weave saved her life. Other than having a bit of a headache, a Kansas City woman is uninjured after a bullet fired at her ended up tangled in her hair weave.
Briana Bonds is alive to tell the story. Late Wednesday night she pulled into a convenience store parking lot and spoke with a man who told her that her ex-boyfriend still loved her.
“Well, I don’t love him,” she replied.
And that’s when her back windshield exploded. According to a police report, ex-boyfriend Juan Kemp allegedly fired at Bonds from another car.
“I thought, ‘Oh Lord! I am alive! Am I dead?’” the 20-year-old remembered. She says her head snapped forward a little and there was some blood, but she never lost consciousness.
She sped away from the store to another parking lot and called police. Bonds reached up and felt the slug tangled in her hair weave.
“My wig stopped it,” she said. “I’ve been wearing it for years. I’ve invested a lot of money in this weave. It saved my life.”
Both Kemp and the other man were arrested and now face charges in the shooting.
I suspect an entire village may be living in that hair.
I hate it when I’ve worked myself into a nice lather of jealousy and rage, and I’ve successfully channeled that mood into trying to gun down an ex. And then, wouldn’t you know it, I’m thwarted by bullet-proof vests, body armor, and elaborate hairdos.
If it weren’t for the beehive, I would have taken Amy Winehouse out a long time ago…
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