Attention toothless Wal-Mart shoppers!
I don't have any clue who this guy is, and feel a little guilty using his image. Let's just hope he got the dental help he clearly needed, and leave it at that.
Or is that too generic?
“Attention toothless Wal-Mart shoppers who store said missing teeth in their wallet! We have your wallet.”
Mass. Wal-Mart customer finds teeth in wallet
FALMOUTH, Mass. – A customer shopping at a Wal-Mart for a wallet claims he found something that definitely didn’t fit the bill: human teeth. Police say the man found 10 human teeth Saturday when he unzipped a compartment in the wallet. One tooth had a filling.
The customer turned the wallet and the teeth over to employees at the Falmouth store but left without giving his name.
Police investigating the incident told The Cape Cod Times that the teeth belong to an adult, but since there was no blood or gum tissue on the teeth, they would be unable to perform DNA tests.
A Walmart spokeswoman said the company believes it was an “isolated incident,” but will investigate.
Perhaps it was Amy Winehouse's wallet?
I’m suspicious with the whole ‘running off without giving your name’ thing.
Who’s really in the wrong here? We all know it’s bad form to go through a wallet you find.
You can flip it open to see if there’s ID, but you don’t go unzipping pockets…unless you’re trying to STEAL THE VALUABLE CONTENTS OF SAID WALLET.
I say serves you right, Mr. Finders Keepers. Sure, maybe there were 12 gnarly cavity teeth in there…but what about the $7.45 cents I had!?!? And my coupon for Hot Pockets!?!?
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And I thought my date lost them at the Waffle House in Tuscaloosa. Can she get them back? At least the front ones.