I wrote a f-cking book, mother f-ckers!
I know it's odd, but The Shining is one of my top five favorite movies ever.
You didn’t think I could do it, did you?
You thought I was just sitting around on my @ss, trying to come up with any excuse for the fact that I haven’t gone back to a banking career, not really achieving anything each day except watching copious amounts of mindless, soul numbing reality TV, publishing this blog, and considering applying for food stamps, didn’t you?
Well you were WRONG.
(Actually, until about mid-January you were right, but let’s not split hairs.)
I’m sorry. I just re-read what I wrote up above, and that’s uncalled for.
I don’t know what came over me, and I’m not sure why I felt compelled to call you out. And with SUCH LANGUAGE!? Sheesh! It’s disgraceful.
I know I’m not the first person to write a book before.
But I’m the first me to ever write a book
And I’m proud of me!
And that’s why I just have to say, I wrote a f-cking book, mother f-ckers! A book! 138,555 consecutive words!
(and now to start the editing process and hopefully find a masterpiece in the rough more than a steaming pile of crap… ***fingers crossed****)
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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My stinking e-mail is still blocked and I can’t send out anything. So thank god you got this blog!
And with the astrology I saw that is for you, in the cards I see a beautiful sunrise. The green light by the way is the money that is coming and your success.
Just my way of seeing a positive light to lifes tragedies. Your old buddies alive and dead say”f*ck Ya!!”
You’re sounding pretty pleased with yourslef. Anyone would think you’ve just written a book or something………oh wait…..YOU HAVE !!!!
So what sort of book is it ?? do we get to see an excert of it ( why excert look wrong ?? maybe because it is, but I can’t be arsed to go spell check it right now )…
…more importantly, do we get a signed pre-copy ??
I”I wrote a f@cking book… MutherF*ckers!”(sorry dad)… “138,555 consecutive words!” “All work and No play”… Muhahhaha!
Ok but if you’re serious about having a real editor (Out side of Betty Ballantine (whom I love and adore). The Southeastern Writer’s Association has extended its manuscripts deadline until April 15th You will want to speak with Charlotte.
Lucky’s last blog post..The Ides of March
Well, congratulations!
Just found your blog through the book carnival thingy. And how could I resist a double-f-cked headline like this? LOL
Good luck with the editing. I’m not sure if I will ever get this far with my own book (I’m at 65K words atm – since December or so…).
You’re hilarious. Congrats on the book, MoFo.
Found you on the blog carnival (I have a post on there as well.) How can one NOT click on such a title.
Good luck to you. I’m almost afraid to ask, but what’s the book about? Motherfuckers?
Jeannie
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