Comments on: May the fourth be with you http://www.wideawakeinwonderland.com/2009/05/04/may-the-fourth-be-with-you/ A woman's relentless quest for meaning, humor and a paycheck as a writer Sun, 14 Mar 2010 11:14:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Maxx AKA Marky Mark http://www.wideawakeinwonderland.com/2009/05/04/may-the-fourth-be-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-2055 Maxx AKA Marky Mark Fri, 22 May 2009 17:25:00 +0000 http://www.wideawakeinwonderland.com/?p=1883#comment-2055 I like that plan. Beats planting a Gooseberry bush. Although at least with a Gooseberry bush when you go out to check it, you've got something to snack on..... I like that plan. Beats planting a Gooseberry bush. Although at least with a Gooseberry bush when you go out to check it, you’ve got something to snack on…..

]]> By: wideawakeinwonderland http://www.wideawakeinwonderland.com/2009/05/04/may-the-fourth-be-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-2020 wideawakeinwonderland Thu, 21 May 2009 15:43:30 +0000 http://www.wideawakeinwonderland.com/?p=1883#comment-2020 Well, I can't say I'm an expert on making babies appear, but my sources tell me it works like this: Get some bird seed, and sprinkle it all around your house. Crouch by the windows and wait until a stork appears. Go out, grab the stork, and hold it hostage until it agrees to return with a baby. Hopefully it'll be carrying something of personal value you can hold onto as collateral? The stork then goes off to Magical Baby Land, returns with your little bundle of joy, and voila! You're a daddy! Well, I can’t say I’m an expert on making babies appear, but my sources tell me it works like this: Get some bird seed, and sprinkle it all around your house. Crouch by the windows and wait until a stork appears. Go out, grab the stork, and hold it hostage until it agrees to return with a baby. Hopefully it’ll be carrying something of personal value you can hold onto as collateral?
The stork then goes off to Magical Baby Land, returns with your little bundle of joy, and voila! You’re a daddy!

]]> By: Maxx AKA Marky Mark http://www.wideawakeinwonderland.com/2009/05/04/may-the-fourth-be-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1597 Maxx AKA Marky Mark Tue, 05 May 2009 14:47:04 +0000 http://www.wideawakeinwonderland.com/?p=1883#comment-1597 OMG !!! BABIES !!!!!!! - There's very definite baby talk going on in our house at the minute, but luckily that's all its got to. Apparently there is something else you have to do before babies appear, but we've not figured out what that is yet. As for Star Wars Day, I'm forever trying the Jedi Mind tricks. You know.....waving your hand at people saying things like, "You don't need to see my Identification Officer. These Aren't the bald tyres you're looking for. I can go about my business. Move along !!! "..... 3 fecking points.......The force was strong with that one........ OMG !!! BABIES !!!!!!! – There’s very definite baby talk going on in our house at the minute, but luckily that’s all its got to. Apparently there is something else you have to do before babies appear, but we’ve not figured out what that is yet.

As for Star Wars Day, I’m forever trying the Jedi Mind tricks. You know…..waving your hand at people saying things like, “You don’t need to see my Identification Officer. These Aren’t the bald tyres you’re looking for. I can go about my business. Move along !!! “…..

3 fecking points…….The force was strong with that one……..

]]> By: Jeannie http://www.wideawakeinwonderland.com/2009/05/04/may-the-fourth-be-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1593 Jeannie Tue, 05 May 2009 11:07:14 +0000 http://www.wideawakeinwonderland.com/?p=1883#comment-1593 That carbonite pic looks like it would fit great with your Kate + 8 - Jon comment. Hilarious. That carbonite pic looks like it would fit great with your Kate + 8 – Jon comment. Hilarious.

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