It’s always something
Or is that just me?
Regardless, today’s ‘something’ is a little dance with death. I don’t know where the heck this came from, but sometime late this morning, my digestive tract decided it would be happier outside my body and attempted to flee through any and all available orifices.
Happily, I was able to bring in a hostage negotiator and keep my internal organs on the scene and inside my skeleton, but just barely.
If that weren’t enough, I threw in a fever and some insanely ouchy body aches (from the hours of 2pm to 5pm, I literally relived the growing pains of my youth) and, of course, the occasional blindingly painful round of cramping. The weirdest thing with the body aches is that they are highlighting the mild soreness of every muscle used during my workout yesterday…which as near as I can tell, is all of them except the big toe of my right foot. At the moment, my left foot is actively hurting.
It’s been a rough freaking day.
I glimsped the face of The Grim Reaper, and he looked a lot like Hugh Hefner.
I recently read this thing about the Christian Scientists and how they don’t believe in illness (it’s just an error in thinking), and I’m down with that. At least today.
Acknowledging that it may sound crazy, I am visualizing myself well…while keeping off the two pounds I no doubt lost today. When I lose weight the hard way, the only possible justification is to have it be permanent.
Now to try to drag the final three pages of my ten-page quota out of my aching arms and fingers and woozy brain, because I am one hard-core dedicated lady and that’s how I roll.
Tags: I seriously could die, I swear if Mexico gave me swine flu and I die I will haunt them like they will not believe, I'm freaking hurting, Three words I refuse to Google right now: Swine Flu Sympoms