It’s Mel Gibson’s world. We’re just living in it.
Can somebody please get a message to Mel Gibson for me?
I’m thinking something like this:
Mel, WTF? You are not God (Good God, I hope you’re not God…)
Wait, let me start over.
He almost looks happy?
Mel, WTFF? (which is my own shorthand for ‘What the effing eff?’). It happened, dude. We all know it. And I have a memory like a goddamned elephant. I will remember. So you can’t rewrite history.
In fact, let me give you a little history lesson: You went out on a drunk joyride, got picked up, said a bunch of regrettable stuff about ‘The Jews’, and had a mug shot taken in which you smile, which is strange in and of itself, but we won’t go there.
Going to court and having it removed from your record is not something the rest of us would be able to do because we are not famous, filthy rich movie actors with a god complex.
Scratch that part.
Going to court and having it removed from your record does not mean it didn’t happen.
And suing TMZ for publishing the photos?
That doesn’t undo it either.
The photos are EVERYWHERE, baby. And this is the Internets. They will never, ever, ever, ever, ever go away because that’s the way the Jews want it.
(Kidding. Although I wouldn’t blame them.)
So sorry to break it to you, Mel. Sue everybody you want, but until you invent and operate a brainwashing machine and use it on every last one of us, we will all remember the one night you used too much hair gel and did this weird little curlicue thing in the front and got in your car and drove around and got busted.
Your other option, of course, is a time machine…but things start to get so tricky when you tinker with the space-time continuum, so my vote is for the brainwashing machine.
If I get a vote…
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Mel needs to, um, “rebrand” himself asap as a David Hasselhoff-type cartoony self-parody.
If he doesn’t, his continued spiral into irrelevance will most likely end him up like Mickey Rourke– minus the Wrestler-caliber comeback.
oh. and
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/dennis_quaid_almost_pulled_a_m.php
You didn’t say it, but I know what you’re thinking: The worst part of this story is not cops giving free rides to washed up actors. It’s the fact that Dennis Quaid was at Kim Kardashian’s birthday party.
p.s.
I don’t know what Mickey Rourke did to his face (was it accidentally placed in a panini maker?) but it scares me…
’tis rather tedious and perfunctory, following these media types.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xgyn18E89s
That must have been it!
A panini maker kind of incident!
LMFAO!
Pixielphalacio, what I’m trying to figure out is this Northern Exposure clip.
I never really watched the show, but I always liked the guy who went on to be Aiden in Sex in the City (Which I did watch.) He was the DJ.
Anyway, welcome!!!
Yes, it is from Northern Exposure, says so right there in the clip title.
Ever since Mel did that Jesus chainsaw massacre snuff flick, sans the chainsaw, but with all the blood, I pretty much wrote him off as a complete kook, despite a substantial body of work, some of it impressive. That whole “suffered and died for your sins” component of Christianity is precisely the wrong emphasis on the teachings (attributed to) Jesus Christ. But then that’s a whole ‘nother story.
Chris, the DJ, yes, same actor as the Aiden character in SITC.