Comments on: I should’ve worn flats

By: wideawakeinwonderland

wideawakeinwonderland — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:35:56 +0000

I hate to disappoint, but sometimes it must be done.
You see, I was born without a sweet tooth, and it seems there is no cure. I despise all that sugar-laden stuff that the ladies tend to favor.
Plus, any time I have ever become violently ill, it has involved some kind of sickeningly sweet martini or (***shuddering at the memory***) Hurricanes.

When in doubt, I’m sticking with the clear drinks: vodka, gin, silver tequila, etc.

By: Frothy Afterbirth

Frothy Afterbirth — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:23:05 +0000

Hey 5′6″ is the perfect height. But seriously gin? What happened to the mixed drinks that ladies always favor? I finding this to be a disappointing factoid. Only a G&T without the T.

By: wideawakeinwonderland

wideawakeinwonderland — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 05:47:15 +0000

That’s okay, Mark.
SIlence is golden.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Silence is the most powerful scream.

Oh wait. That last one is creepy.
How’s life treating you over there?
I guess I should visit your blog and find out…
A

By: Maxx AKA Marky Mark

Maxx AKA Marky Mark — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:23:38 +0000

I feel like I’ve been neglecting you, but it’s just that I haven’t had a lot to say recently.

See I’m terrible. I’m the person that just sits in the audience and laughs at everybody else. I’m not gonna stick my hand up and volanteer to be ripped the shit out of. I like to laugh WITH others AT somebody else. If I want to have people laugh AT me, I go round my parents house……

By: Pixielphalacio

Pixielphalacio — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:57:19 +0000

Well it’s gin gin gin, that makes me want to sin…

Dave Attell’s a great comic. Great real life story there. Wish I could have met him and interacted as you did.

I don’t take notice of male-female height differences, haven’t for a very long time.

We know you have heels, if wanted.

Next generation Attell, Three Sheets all over the world.

http://www.hulu.com/three-sheets