Seven birds doing a-something
What?
You’re honestly surprised?
It’s more birds.
Of course.
Mean-ass birds at that. Seven swans a-swimming, if you must know.
At first pass, I was going to share a boring fact about how I was told that the Queen of England owns all the swans in Great Britain, but I did some research and it turns out that in all actuality she owns all wild swans of the ‘mute’ swans species living in open water.
***yawn***
The rest of them are public property and good eating.
Apparently some of you Brits think it’s treason to kill a swan (let alone eat it) and the crime carries the death penalty…but it turns out you’d be wrong. I don’t know what the punishment actually is, but The Green Mile it is not.
Anyway, enough about swans.
Instead, how about a list of things you probably shouldn’t do while driving across the state of Washington in bad weather?
- Make a sandwich
- Search through your iPod for “Pale Moon”
- Update your Twitter status
- Open a partially shaken up bottle of fizzy water
- Write an email on your Blackberry
- Look for a Starbucks on the non-cooperating GPS unit which soon sends you down a dirt road
- Clean lettuce shreds out of your cleavage
- Research the lyrics to Pete Townshend’s “Let My Love Open the Door”
- Knit a sweater
- Play Scrabble
- Carve an ice sculpture
- Perform open heart surgery
- Translate the Upanishads from the original Hindi
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