I was about to go to bed when I remembered: you guys!

I felt gross today, and I spent a portion of that time worrying I had gecko poisoning. I thought they were cute at first, but now they have two major strikes against them
1) that goddamned chirping cackle they like to make at 3am
2) their poo carries salmonella…and they crap all over the place like pigeons on a wire…except in your house! No! Take a gander at what was on my coffee maker this morning.

In other news, the dog is looking fine. As usual. My boy is a rock star: he’s got the moves like Jagger…or at least Meatloaf.

And these were next to the canned menudo at the grocery store. Hard to decide what sounds worse – especially when you already feel pukey – but I think probably the hooves.