Stop using dirty catheters! Catheters are now disposable!

Well, this is a weight off….even to a non-catheter user such as myself. Just the thought that people are out there – what? boiling? soaking in bleach? – somehow, inadvisably, reusing catheters is enough to make me a bit queasy. I mean, whatever is wrong with you that you’re tearing through the catheters: isn’t it maybe a bad idea to be sticking something dirty up there? Bad situation rendered worse or some such thing?

These are things I would not typically ponder, but I am grateful to late night Food TV (well, not that late, just late wherever it’s beaming from), however, for enlightening me to the availability of clean catheters. Not much I want to see more after a leg of iron chef cooking than a lengthy dissertation on urination.

Changing channels, I also owe a nod to pseudo-late night Comedy Channel programming for enlightening me that the typical viewer is into Taco Bell,  Rogaine, and finding a friend with benefits. This makes me feel both old and uncomfortable.

In other news, Fu comes tomorrow!!!!

He looks like such a fat ass in this picture: I find it charming.

And that’s all I’ve got.

Dirty catheters and Taco Bell: combine at your own discretion.