The Best Laid Plans
So things got off to a good start.
I saw this cool car while dropping something off at the real estate management company.
However, for reasons I won’t get into here (also commonly known by the term bullshit), things got delayed and stalled and there was road construction and a traffic jam and it started to look dubious that we would get to be gazed upon by Braco. The timeline was smooshed because of an appointment I have back in Paia this afternoon.
So we were bumming about our luck until we realized WE LIVE IN MAUI. And it’s 82 and sunny.
And Braco is still here tomorrow.
So we went to the beach instead and called it good. I am still 5’6″, but presuming we get our gaze on in the morning, all that might change.
Enjoy these snapshots while they last, because odds are good Jason is going to make me take them down. There have already been a series of “do not put that picture up” threats, which if you know anything about me, you know only makes me more inclined to do what you don’t want me to do.
That’s how I roll: obnoxious.
Tags: "keep attending" presuming I even get to this one, Braco in Maui, I ended up reading this crazy thing about Reptilians ruling the world and I realized I don't think I can keep attending these events, I really need to get a gig where people pay me to stare at them or spout crazy alien theories or the like, Life, me me me
