Go Big or Go Home
I just thoughtlessly ate a whole bunch of chocolate covered espresso beans while my mind was otherwise occupied.
This probably explains the sensation that I’m in whirling vortex through time.
This – in an abstract way, although that kind of thought is more challenging than it might usually be seeing as I’m all amped up on caffeine and chocolate and whatnot - also seems to support my burgeoning theory that I don’t seem to know how to do anything in a casual or non-committed manner.
“Just try it for a while and don’t take it seriously!”
“Keep it casual.”
I don’t know what these words mean, at least when strung together into those particular sentences.
This has been proven to me in spades by my recent return to working out.
I’ve been out of the exercise loop in a SERIOUS way and that needs to stop. My muffin top told me so.
Thus, for about two weeks now I’ve been in a daily rotation of free weights and “pyramid” workouts and doing things to my abs to the degree that they spontaneously cramp while I’m innocently sitting at my desk writing.
As for my go big or go home ways, the truest measure of this is every third day (lower body day): I exercise until my legs tremble and my eyes roll back into my head. Then for hours afterward I’m adorably knock-kneed and shaky-legged like a newborn deer.
Today is lower body day. I’ve got about one more hour as Bambi until tomorrow, when I won’t be able to lift anything any higher than my own cleavage.
Again, if there are other approaches – and I realize, at least intellectually, there are – they seem to be out of my grasp.
“We have to do the best we can. This is our sacred human responsibility.”
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