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A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.”

- Maya Angelou

Let’s cut to the chase: I have no answers, but I do have a song. I also have a dream: A nagging, persistent dream of being discovered and catapulted to certain fame, fortune, and speaking engagements. I’m thinking something like how David Sedaris was ‘discovered’ reading excerpts from his diary at an open mike night. This blog is my open mike night. Every night. For a year and a half now. Which is a very long time to keep doing something without getting paid.

They say that the definition of insanity is to keep doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. That definition makes me sad. What do ‘they’ know anyway? What? ‘They’ is Albert Einstein? Oh.

Well, allow me to introduce you to the exception, Albert. I know it’s gonna happen. So bring it on. Discover me, already!

In conclusion, and as always, your comments, feedback, e-mails, and book deals are most welcome. Same goes for wire transfers, checks made out to ‘cash’ and envelopes stuffed with large, unmarked bills. Tell your friends, enjoy, and thanks for reading!

Your new BFF,