But I was trying to figure out when Chris Farley died, and it turns out when you type “Chris Farley” into Google, what you get is this poor woman’s proofs of her and her Chris Farley doppleganger toddler.

And – as you can clearly see – that is some funny sh*t.

And for this, if I ever have a kid, it will probably look exactly like Milton Berle.

Meanwhile, I am the last person who would present myself to you as an ‘authority’ on reincarnation, and as a result, I have no idea if you come back looking exactly like the person you’re the reincarnated version of (although that movie, Dead Again, would imply you come back looking exactly like the person you had a major beef in the last life with. Which is precisely why I’m trying to start up a major beef with Alessandra Ambrosio in this lifetime. I figure it can’t hurt…)

Anyway, Houdini never pulled it off, but I think we could very well have our very first Chris Farley proof of life.

Proof of life after death, that is.

Any money, this little darling’s first words were, “The point is, how do you know the fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer? “Building model airplanes” says the little fairy; well, we’re not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that’s all it takes. The next thing you know, there’s money missing off the dresser, and your daughter’s knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.”

It really is crazy how much this kid looks like him.

I’ve seen twins that haven’t looked this much alike…