So if you know anything about Twitter, you know it’s largely useless. Seriously.
And for those of you who ‘don’t get’ Twitter, that’s because – by and large – there isn’t much to get. 90% of the people on there are just trying to sell you get rich quick schemes or pass on boring and worthless information. Actually, 90% may be far too low of a figure, but I’m trying to be generous. It’s a new thing. We’ll see how it goes.
At any rate, a former useless Tweeter has finally said something of value. This morning when I logged in to do my daily post (which I try like hell to make funny, and which is way harder than you would think), I saw the following at the top of my screen: “Does sleeping well make you look younger? Is the concept of a “beauty sleep” real or myth?”
And then some link to something I didn’t follow in part because I don’t have time, and mostly because I don’t particularly want to know the ‘real’ answer.
I have my own answer, and that answer is YES!!!
Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! Yes!!!! Yes!!!!!
Case in point?
Donald Trump sleeps like two or three hours a day, and he is not by any stretch of the imagination beautiful.
Heidi Klum and the rest of the Victoria’s Secret supermodels past and present sleep like ten to twelve hours a day. Or at least it looks that way in the catalogs, so it must be true.
Supermodels aside, my dog sleeps a solid 18 hours a day, and he is an unquestionably gorgeous critter.
So there. Proof positive that sleeping is not a waste of time.
I think my continual issue with those anti-sleep types is that I intellectually recognize that sleep whisks away valuable hours in which I could be making big important business deals, organizing conference calls, short-selling stocks, or otherwise taking over the world.
However, the thing of it is, I love to sleep.
If I were to list my five favorite things I would say eating, cooking, reading, sleeping, and country line dancing.
Actually, I’m kidding about the dancing, I’m a terrible dancer. I have no natural sense of rhythm and the realization that I’m very bad at it robs me of any or all imagined joy. Also, country line dancing is for jerks. Thus, instead of country line dancing let’s go with lying around in the sun. Essentially – minus the cooking – I’m extremely lazy. I’m like a big cat in a human body.
Dump me off on a food-rich desert island with a good bed and a pile of books (and maybe a laptop), and I’m living large.
Which reminds me, when I say I love to sleep, I don’t mean any old kind of sleep. In fact, I’m fervently against these ideas like business executives taking a ten minute power nap sitting at their desks. First off, it doesn’t look particularly professional to walk in and find the CEO face down in a pile of his own drool. Second, naps suck.
They are neither satisfying nor luxurious nor nearly long enough to have a really crazy dream.
So, in conclusion and for the record, I am a stronger supporter of sleeping (with or without the side effect of beauty) and passionately opposed to naps.
So stick that in your pipe in smoke it.