Did someone change the ratio on me while I wasn’t looking?

So now it’s like three to the power of three or something? 27 random lame events, and the cycle shifts? Must be that…

So last we spoke, the computer repair people gave me some lame story about how the motherboard they (allegedly) ordered a week ago arrived damaged and so they (allegedly) ordered a new one and that takes (an alleged) week. Did you know motherboards can only be shipped via donkey?

Neither did I, but that certainly does clear up the mystery as to why they’re damaged so easily.

Oh, and those pot heads were supposed to call me today to give me the UPS tracking number, but didn’t. Imagine that. I presume they got tied up eating Doritos and looking at internet porn.

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