(a.k.a. the species that infiltrated my now ex-home. BTW, for those wondering how that little slice of hell was “resolved”: let’s just say if there really is such a thing as instant karma, my former landlord is due to burst into a ball of flames at any moment.)
Anyway, when not pondering the symptoms of the bubonic plague (and still occasionally, apparently) spread by said Rattus Rattus, I can be found interviewing Bill Maher and later learning he POSTED THE STORY TO HIS OWN 2.06 MILLION FANS FACEBOOK PAGE. (!!!)
(The story itself can be seen on Maui Now under the Entertainment header if you’re so inclined.)
In other news, I want pizza.