I just ate about a teaspoon of salt off a Himalayan salt lamp I’ve had for at least thirteen, maybe fifteen years.

Wha……????

You’re wondering if perhaps I’m hallucinating, naturally.

Well, I’m not sure, as I just ate about a teaspoon of salt off a Himalayan salt lamp I’ve had for at least thirteen, maybe fifteen years. Onc never really feels that in control after such a reckless act of yuck.

I have no idea what came over me. I was cleaning off my dresser, and I realized the lamp was surrounded by salt  (why have I never seen this before in all these years???), and um, I was curious…and I suppose a bit hungry.

It’s ‘that time of the month’ if that counts toward any sort of hormonal delusion get out of jail free card.

Moreover, I feel ashamed now. I really do.

In other news, I have a migraine and probably my only hope is a cold wash cloth and some sleep…and maybe the sodium-rich residue off a well-traveled and barely, if ever, dusted Himalayan salt lamp originally puchased in that weird tunnel where you get on the tram between The Luxor and Mandalay Bay in roughly 1997.

Here’s hoping salt has a sense of humor…